We Try Every At-Home Test

At-Home Test Overview

• 💡 The hosts underwent numerous at-home medical tests, sending various bodily fluids for analysis to discover what their bodies could reveal.
• 🧪 The process involved multiple finger pricks for blood samples, which proved challenging, leading to the assistance of a phlebotomist.
• 🎯 Tests covered a wide range, from blood type and iron levels to STDs and nutrient absorption.

Blood Test Discoveries

• 🩸 Rhett is O positive, the most common blood type and a universal donor, while Link is A positive.
• ⚠️ Both hosts were found to be iron deficient, with Rhett being severely deficient and Link having insufficient iron.
• 🦠 Link tested positive for oral herpes (HSV-1 antibodies), while Rhett tested negative.
• 📈 Regarding heart health, Rhett had high triglycerides and LDL cholesterol, and Link had high total cholesterol and LDL cholesterol.
• ✅ Both hosts tested negative for syphilis.

Urine and Miscellaneous Tests

• 💧 Urine tests confirmed neither host had UTIs or common incurable STDs like chlamydia, gonorrhea, or trichomoniasis.
• 🚫 An alcohol test showed negative results for both within the previous 80 hours, and they also tested negative for ovulation, pregnancy, and menopause.
• 🦠 COVID-19 tests were negative, and HIV tests conducted via oral swab also came back negative.
• 💩 A colon health test, which involved a "poop hammock," revealed no hidden blood in stool samples for either host.

Nutrient Imbalances and Vasectomy Results

• 🧬 A nutrition imbalance test using hair samples indicated severe inability to absorb multiple nutrients: Rhett lacked six (including arachidonic acid, bioflavonoids, manganese, threonine), and Link lacked fourteen (including calcium, sulfur, vitamins A, B11, B13, D3, K1).
• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Post-vasectomy sperm count tests confirmed that both vasectomies were successful, showing no sperm.
• 🕵️‍♂️ An infidelity test designed to detect semen on clothing came back negative for both suspicious thrift store items tested.