Rupaul's Drag Race Season 13 Premiere

• 🗓️ The hosts discuss the perceived suddenness of the Season 13 premiere, noting how time feels distorted due to quarantine, but acknowledge it's only a month later than previous seasons.
• 🎙️ A new podcast format is announced: two podcasts a week, including a regular Sibling Rivalry and a dedicated Drag Race review podcast.

Denali: The Alaskan Ice Queen

• 🧊 Denali is highlighted as the first queen from Alaska, despite her Instagram listing Chicago. Her Alaskan heritage is linked to her ice skating background, with a playful comparison of ice skates to the 'Heelys of Alaska'.
• 🤸‍♀️ Her signature move, a backflip on ice skates, is mentioned, and the hosts discuss the common 'why should you win' answer of 'because look at me', finding it overused.
• ❄️ Denali's promo look is described as fine but not spectacular, with a particular dislike for her hair, comparing her to a coral reef.

Elliott With Two Ts: Las Vegas Housewife

• 👠 Elliott with Two Ts from Las Vegas is praised for her name and her Carmen Miranda-inspired top, though her pants are deemed an afterthought.
• 🏠 The hosts note her 'housewife motif' and discuss how many queens gravitate towards this style, linking it to a desire for validation.
• 🤔 Her answer to 'why should you win' – 'I've put in the work' – is critiqued as less compelling than 'because you are the best'.

Gottmik: Makeup Artist Extraordinaire

• 💄 Gottmik is recognized for her exceptional makeup skills, having worked with Heidi Klum and styled Lil Nas X.
• 👑 Her promo look is highly praised as the best of the season so far, with a stunning headpiece and makeup.
• 🎭 Concerns are raised about Gottmik's performance ability, as her social media focuses heavily on makeup rather than performance clips.

Joey Jay: The No-Wig Queen

• 🚫 Joey Jay's repeated emphasis on not wearing a wig is found irritating by the hosts, who point out she's not the first to do so.
• 🔥 Despite the critique of her talking point, Joey Jay is acknowledged as hot, and her drag look is described as having influences from comedian Eddie Izzard.
• 🗣️ The hosts speculate that Joey Jay's emphasis on not wearing a wig might be a response to potential critiques from the judges.

Kimora: The Tongan Queen

• 🇹🇴 Kimora, with Tongan heritage, has a complex background, having lived in Arizona, Maine, and New York City.
• 🎭 Her promo look is considered cute, especially in an out-of-drag Instagram photo, but the feathered outfit is seen as weighing it down.
• 😷 A mask stating 'I am not a virus' was part of her look but didn't make the final cut, possibly to show her face.

Candy Muse: New York City Star

• 🌟 Candy Muse's look is highly praised, with the hosts torn between her and Gottmik for the best look.
• 👠 The design by Diego Montoya is lauded, and the hair is a standout, though the 'drag necklace' is a minor point of contention.
• 🧐 A critique is made about the crotch of the outfit, with a desire for a more revealing or illusion-enhancing design.

Lala Ri: Southern Queen

• 👑 Lala Ri is identified as a Southern queen from Atlanta, with her hair and makeup giving away her origins.
• 🤷‍♀️ Her look is not a favorite, with too many ideas combined, including a bolero and garters, and the hair color is seen as clashing.
• 😥 She expresses not feeling ready for the competition and admits she cannot sew, which the hosts see as a bad sign for her prospects.

Olivia Lux: Piano Playing Queen

• 🎹 Olivia Lux is praised for her stunning look and beautiful makeup, resembling Mariah Valenciano.
• 🎶 She mentions playing piano at her drag shows, leading to playful speculation about where she performs this in New York City.
• 🎤 The hosts discuss the audition process, with Olivia Lux being a one-time auditioner, contrasting with others who auditioned multiple times.

Rosé: Singer and Comedian

• 🎤 Rosé is a talented singer and comedian from the 'British filter jansport family', with a legacy entering the competition.
• 💔 Her promo look is not a favorite, featuring too many outfits and a clashing color scheme.
• 😂 Despite the critique of her look, Rosé is highly praised for her humor, with hosts recalling laughing loudly at her performances.

Simone: Country Queen

• 🐎 Simone is described as a 'country ass queen' with a great look, including hair by Gigi Good.
• 👑 She is associated with the House of Avalon and is potentially a young queen from Little Rock, Arkansas.
• 💋 A nod to Lil' Kim's David LaChapelle shoot is noted in her look, with Louis Vuitton painted on her body and hat.

Tanisha: The DIY Queen

• 🧵 Tanisha is highlighted for making her own jewelry, hair, and outfit, a point of pride in an era of collaborations.
• 👵 She is noted for her experience, with 30 years in drag, and a confusing age revelation.
• 💡 The visual of her breastplate is discussed, with one host finding it slightly uncanny when she was sitting down.

Tina Burner: New York City Legend

• 🔥 Tina Burner is a well-known figure in the New York City drag scene, known for her love of arguing and starting drama.
• 💃 Her body looks great in the promo, a surprise as she's known for not padding well.
• 🚩 The red, orange, and yellow hair is seen as clashing with the outfit, detracting from the overall look.

Utica: The Quirky Queen

• 🤪 Utica's look is described as 'kooky for Cocoa Puffs' and bordering on clowny, though her pose is admired.
• 🎭 She is noted for her duality, with a half-red, half-black lip, aiming for a 'meet me insanely' aesthetic.
• 🎩 The 'hat on a hat' concept is a prominent feature of her look.

Season 13 Predictions

• 🏆 Gottmik and Candy Muse are highlighted as potential frontrunners based on their promo looks.
• 💥 The hosts express a desire for drama and strong performances in Season 13, contrasting with the perceived friendliness of Season 12.
• 🎭 Tina Burner is predicted to be a 'fire starter' due to her history of dramatic behavior, including flipping a table.