Reddit TIFU Stories: Goth Girl Misunderstanding, BJ Calendar Mix-up, and Awkward Encounters

The Goth Girl Fantasy

• 💡 The OP, married with an agreement for occasional "hall passes," recounts an encounter in London with a French woman dressed in a goth style.
• 🎯 What he believed was a romantic advance turned into an unexpected religious conversion attempt, leading to significant disappointment.
• 🎭 His wife found the story karmic retribution for his constant requests for her to dress goth.

Gynecologist and Cat Socks

• 🩺 An OP visits their male gynecologist for a yearly exam and is asked if they have a cat.
• ❓ Confused, the OP asks how the doctor could tell, leading the doctor to explain he was referring to the OP's cat-themed socks with a stray cat hair.
• 🤦 The misunderstanding causes significant embarrassment, making future visits unlikely.

The "BJ" Calendar Blunder

• 🗓️ An OP, after a promotion, has a new administrative assistant who can view their calendar.
• 🤦 The OP blocks off two hours for "BJ's" (referring to the wholesale club BJ's) for errands, unaware of the double entendre.
• 😬 The admin's innocent reminder about seeing the calendar entry leads to extreme embarrassment for the OP.

Unconventional Encounters

• 😴 An OP agrees to participate in a threesome with a former boss and her husband, only for the husband to fall asleep and snore loudly.
• 🗣️ The situation escalates into an argument between the couple while the OP is still engaged, leading to an awkward conclusion.
• 💔 The OP regrets the experience and doubts the longevity of the couple's marriage.
• 💔 Another OP attempts to ask a married woman for her number at a mall for a playdate, only to be rebuffed when her husband arrives.

Reddit Feed Revelation

• 📱 An OP shows his wife how to access Reddit's popular feed by swiping right.
• 🤯 The wife, previously only seeing a curated feed of her subscribed subreddits, is shocked to discover the unfiltered popular feed.
• 😥 She later admits to doomscrolling the unfiltered feed all day, feeling overwhelmed by the negative content.