Reddit Stories: House Full of Wasps, Cactus Prick Incident, and Viagra Misuse

Wasp Infestation Mishap

• 🐝 OP sealed a wasp nest with expanding foam, unaware of an internal exit, leading to wasps infesting half their house.
• 💥 Attempts to eliminate the wasps with a bug assault shotgun proved difficult due to their armor-plated bodies.
• ☕ Vacuuming wasps became a daily routine, highlighting the surreal normalization of the situation.

Storm Damage and Cactus Incident

• ⛈️ A storm caused minor damage, including mud and debris entering through an open kitchen window.
• 🌵 While cleaning, OP, described as well-endowed, got cactus pricks on their chest from a bunny ear cactus.
• 💡 The cactus pricks were removed using a microfiber cloth and cooled with holy water by OP's mother.
• ⚠️ OP also cleaned expensive Roman blinds with bleach while likely high on THC, causing white spots.

Chronic Acid Reflux and Viagra Misuse

• 💊 OP experienced severe acid reflux for 25 years, only discovering it was caused by dry-swallowing allergy and asthma medication.
• 🚫 Taking medication with water immediately resolved the reflux symptoms.
• 💊 Another OP took Viagra daily for a year, mistaking it for a daily medication, leading to constant flushing, stuffy nose, and a ruddy complexion.
• 🤦 The realization came when a doctor pointed out Viagra is meant for as-needed use, not daily.

Awkward Dinner and Trauma Bonding

• 🍝 During dinner with his girlfriend's mom, OP pulled a long, spaghetti-coated hair from his throat, causing horror and embarrassment.
• 🐶 In a separate incident, OP accidentally trauma-bonded with their boss's dog, Max, who now follows OP home and exhibits distant behavior towards his owners.