Premium Users Can Order Employee Murder for Missing Packages

Frustrating Customer Service Experience

• 💡 A frustrated customer attempts to resolve a missing package issue through an automated phone system.
• 📞 Despite repeated pleas to speak to a human, the system only offers limited options for package damage or exchange.

The Unsettling "Murder Employee" Option

• ⚠️ In a moment of extreme frustration, the customer utters "I'm going to kill somebody," which the system interprets as a selection.
• 🎯 The automated voice confirms the selection to "murder employee who lost your package" and promises a credit card reimbursement.
• 🚫 The customer immediately tries to undo the selection, but the system disconnects, preventing any reversal.

Public Reaction and Policy Details

• 💬 Friends discuss the incident, revealing that this "murder employee" feature is a new, popular option for premium users in select states.
• ⚖️ One friend expresses a desire to use the service, while another attempts to rationalize the outcome by stating the employee knew the policy.

The Horrific Outcome

• 🚨 The customer witnesses the execution of the employee, identified as "Dwight," for the lost package.
• 🤢 Overwhelmed with horror and regret, the customer feels sick, prompting a friend to ask what was ordered.