Petty Revenge Stories: Teacher Barfs, Tequila Prank, Snoring Roommate & Stolen AirPods

PE Teacher's Humiliation

• 🚴 OP's PE teacher constantly bullied students, especially those not athletic, due to OP's congenital heart condition.
• ⛰️ OP, a skilled cyclist, accepted the teacher's challenge to cycle up a mountain, knowing he could easily outperform the teacher.
• 🥵 OP paced himself, mentally tormenting the teacher on the climb, and ultimately dropped him near the summit, causing the teacher to vomit at the top.

The "Jordans" Tequila Deception

• 🥂 OP married a wealthy man who, along with his family, mocked OP's poor upbringing, calling her "Jordans" (a term for homeless people with swag).
• 🥃 OP retaliated by swapping an expensive tequila bottle with cheap Sazerac, then documenting her own upbringing while her in-laws praised the fake tequila's quality.
• 🤫 The deception led to OP's in-laws being humiliated, resulting in their estrangement and OP's eventual happy divorce.

Roommate Snoring and Metro Etiquette

• 🚢 A cruise ship performer, unable to sleep due to her roommate's severe snoring, recorded her and played it back to her.
• 🎶 The tactic worked, leading to a meeting with management where the roommate was advised to address her snoring, and they were moved to new roommates.
• 🚇 In a separate incident, a passenger forcefully removed a teenager's bag from a metro seat, asserting dominance and allowing others to sit.

Stolen AirPods and Lost Phones

• 🎧 OP tracked down a lift driver who stole her AirPods using the "Find My" app, confronting him at a Chuck-E-Cheese and recovering her property.
• 📱 A similar story involved tracking a lost phone on a bus using "Find My," leading to the bus driver returning it after the sound feature was activated.