Petty Revenge Stories: Poisoning a Lunch Thief, Poop Pranks, and Spoiled Spoilers

Workplace Revenge Tactics

• 💡 A woman retaliated against a misogynistic lunch thief by pretending to collect and consume her menstrual blood, effectively scaring him away from the shared fridge.
• 🎯 Another individual deterred a persistent Pepsi thief by rubbing the can's lip with his own sweat, leading to the thief's immediate cessation of the theft.
• ⚡ A former sales employee enacted revenge on a unhelpful former colleague by refusing to assist her with a product knowledge question, mirroring her past behavior.

Neighborly Disputes and Retaliation

• 💩 A homeowner retaliated against a neighbor whose dog repeatedly pooped on his lawn by collecting the dog's feces and spreading it around the neighbor's yard and patio.
• 🏡 The same homeowner also used passive-aggressive haiku signs and "lost dog poop" posts on a neighborhood Facebook group to further embarrass the neighbor.
• 🐶 The neighbor was eventually forced to build a dog run and leash his dog after community pressure mounted.
• 💥 In a similar situation, one person retaliated against a neighbor for their dog's messes by throwing the collected poop onto the neighbor's front yard and house siding.

Public Space and Festival Fiascos

• 🎶 At a music festival, a woman who stole drinks from the OP was retaliated against when the OP poured a full beer can over her head.
• 🚶 A man who cut in front of seniors in a grocery store line had his butane canister for a portable stove stolen by the OP, leaving him without hot food or coffee.

Spoiler Revenge

• 📺 A comic shop employee, tired of a customer repeatedly spoiling a TV show, retaliated by spoiling every single comic the customer had just purchased.

Car Theft Deterrence

• 🚗 After thieves attempted to steal his car multiple times, the owner and his roommates confronted them while in their underwear, successfully scaring the thieves away.