Nuclear Revenge: Food Thieves Infected with Virus, Duck Ordinance Dispute, and Drama Club Sabotage

Uncle's Illegal Guns and Arrest

• 🎯 The original poster (OP) had a falling out with their uncle over a gun and tannerite, escalating to the uncle threatening OP.
• 🚓 The uncle falsely reported OP to the police for pointing a weapon, but security footage cleared OP.
• 📸 OP retaliated by anonymously reporting the uncle for illegally storing restricted guns and shooting an endangered species, leading to the uncle's arrest, seizure of assets, and his wife leaving him.

The Duck Ordinance Saga

• 🦆 OP found a duckling, raised it, and named it Phillip, teaching it to swim and eat.
• 🏛️ The Director of Parks and Recreation, Kevin, cited a non-existent ordinance to prevent OP from bringing the duck to a park.
• 🤥 Kevin and a DNR agent lied about the duck being a wild animal requiring a license, forcing OP to release Phillip prematurely, leading to the duck's likely demise.
• 💥 OP exposed Kevin's lies to the town, resulting in Kevin losing his job and facing further personal and financial ruin.

Drama Club Betrayal and Revenge

• 🎭 An 18-year-old OP, recovering from a mental health crisis, was betrayed by their theater teacher and peers.
• 🗣️ The teacher spread lies about OP's mental health and drug use to help another student win a drama club presidency.
• 📧 OP retaliated by emailing top colleges the teacher's false statements, causing the other student to lose all scholarship offers and college acceptances.

Food Thievery and Viral Revenge

• 🧀 In a university house with shared kitchens, OP was fed up with food theft.
• 🦠 OP intentionally added a controlled orthopox virus (less severe than cowpox) from a lab partner's blister to a block of cheese.
• 🚫 The cheese, when consumed by the food thieves, caused them to develop blister-like lesions, deterring them from stealing food again.