Name That Manifesto: A Game Show About Vandalizing Teslas

America's Most Destructive Game Show

• 🎯 The game show "Name That Manifesto" challenges contestants to guess the motive behind recent attacks on Tesla vehicles.
• 💡 Host Glenn Beck is joined by BlazeTV hosts Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau as contestants.

Clip 1: Keying the Car

• 🚗 The first clip shows an individual keying a Tesla. The contestants are asked to identify the vandal's "manifesto" or motive.
• ❓ Dave Landau guesses the motive is "Chazesto," while Stu Burguiere suggests it's related to CrossFit exercise.
• 🎭 The correct answer revealed is that the vandal was upset about the new "Snow White" movie and identified as a dwarf.

Clip 2: Painting the Car

• 🎨 The second clip features someone throwing orange paint on a Tesla. Stu guesses "Florida orange juice manifesto."
• 💰 Dave Landau correctly identifies the motive as "Festo" (related to the safety vest worn by the vandal), earning him a point.

Clip 3: Keying Again

• 🔑 A third clip shows another person keying a Tesla. Dave guesses "Crooks Aesto," referencing a perceived resemblance to Thomas Krooks.
• 🧐 Stu observes the vandal's appearance and guesses "underarm hairto," relating to long underarm hair.
• 🎬 The revealed answer is again related to "Snow White," with the vandal's hair shape resembling a dwarf beard.

Clip 4: Dave Landau's Book Promotion

• 📚 The final clip is revealed to be a subtle promotion for Dave Landau's new book, "A Party of One: A Fuzzy Memoir."
• ✅ Stu Burguiere correctly guesses this as the manifesto, winning the game.
• 📖 The show concludes by referencing Dave's book and the various motives discussed.