Military Drug Bust Gone Wrong, Accidental Poisoning, and a School Shooter Scare

Accidental Military Drug Bust Mishap

• 🎯 OP recounts an incident where a large quantity of marijuana was seized during a military operation overseas.
• 💡 Instead of destroying it on-site, the decision was made to transport and burn the drugs in the base's burn pit.
• 💨 The resulting massive smoke plume drifted towards guard towers and the command post, inadvertently affecting personnel.
• 🤯 Soldiers in Tower 3 became incapacitated by the smoke, leading to a chaotic rotation of duties and a realization of the situation's severity.
• ⚠️ Leaders arrived, confused and angry, only to realize they had approved the burn, and the OP was directly responsible.

Delivery Driver Scare and Accidental Poisoning

• 😨 A woman, after smoking a dab pen, mistook her food delivery driver for an intruder, leading her to call 911.
• 🚨 The dispatcher confirmed officers were en route, and the woman armed herself, mentally preparing for a confrontation.
• 🤦‍♀️ It was revealed she had forgotten she ordered food, and the 'intruder' was simply the delivery person.
• 🧪 Another story details a person who, enjoying flat soda, accidentally drank a mixture of aquarium water testing chemicals and salt water from a discarded can.
• 📞 After realizing the mistake and experiencing throat tingling, they called poison control, who advised gargling with vinegar.

School Active Shooter Drill Chaos

• 🏫 A high school conducted an unexpected live active shooter drill, with teachers aware but students uninformed.
• 🚶 The OP was kicked out of class just before the drill began and, while walking to the office, the lights went out and an intercom announcement initiated lockdown procedures.
• 😱 In the darkness and silence, the OP ran back to their classroom and banged on the door, causing widespread panic among students in the dark classrooms.
• 👮 A police officer, present for the drill, mistook the OP for a threat and apprehended them, leading to confusion and apologies from the administration later.

Commenter Stories

• 🥤 A commenter shared an experience of a sister's Coke can being a trap for wasps due to its sugary contents.
• 💬 These stories highlight humorous and terrifying 'effed up' moments from the r/tifu subreddit.