Joe List's 'Morning Python' Bathroom Experience

The 'Morning Python' Analogy

• 🐍 Joe List introduces his term 'morning python' to describe a large morning bowel movement, likening it to a "huge dick" or a "morning jacket."
• 💬 The term is debated, with suggestions like "anaconda" being considered but ultimately rejected in favor of the cooler-sounding "python."

A Plumber's Unexpected Presence

• 🚽 While experiencing his "morning python" at Equinox gym, Joe finds his usual stall occupied by a plumber working underneath the toilet.
• 🎧 To cope with the awkward proximity, Joe puts on headphones, trying to ignore the sounds and the plumber's presence just inches away.
• 😬 He reflects on the discomfort of defecating next to a stranger's face, preferring to be the plumber smelling the odors rather than the one in the plumber's direct line of work.

Plumbing Anecdotes and Rules

• 💡 Joe shares that his uncles are plumbers and he has some limited experience assisting them, recalling basic plumbing rules.
• 🔧 Key plumbing advice includes "hot on the left, cold on the right, flows downhill."
• 😂 The conversation humorously touches on the lack of plumbing details in the Mario and Luigi video games.