Jacob Rees-Mogg's Guide to a Proper British Christmas

Defining the Christmas Season

• 🗓️ Christmas officially begins on Christmas Day and lasts for the 12 days following, concluding on the Feast of the Epiphany.
• ⏳ Advent is a distinct period of preparation, not to be confused with the Christmas celebration itself.
• 🎄 While Christmas trees are a relatively modern tradition, originating in the mid-19th century, they are a key festive element.

Festive Traditions and Etiquette

• 🥂 Champagne is acceptable on Christmas Day, but excessive drinking should be avoided; coupes are suggested for elegance over flutes.
• 🌟 The top of a Christmas tree should traditionally be adorned with a star, not an angel or fairy.
• 🎁 Tinsel is a debated decoration, with some preferring the traditional 'angel hair' or a more maximalist, 1980s-style tree.
• 🧝 Elf on the Shelf is an American custom that can be embraced if it brings joy and fun to children.

Christmas Day Celebrations

• ⛪ Many families attend midnight mass on Christmas Eve, with some also attending Christmas morning services.
• 🏡 Christmas is primarily celebrated in the countryside, such as Somerset, rather than in London.
• 🎅 Father Christmas traditionally leaves a chocolate orange at the bottom of stockings, a cherished detail.
• 🎁 Personal gifts from parents can range from modern gadgets like a Nintendo Switch to historical holy relics.

Dining and Entertainment

• 🍽️ Christmas lunch is preferred over dinner when children are young, to accommodate their schedules.
• 👑 Listening to the King's Speech is a tradition observed by all members of the household.
• 🎲 Traditional games like 'In the Manner of the Word' and the 'scissors game' are played on Boxing Day, offering entertainment beyond board games.
• 🎬 James Bond films and 'Home Alone' are favored Christmas movie choices.

Managing Guests and Clearing Up

• 🗣️ Difficult conversations or political rants from guests can be managed by changing the subject or offering less alcohol.
• 🪑 Strategic seating arrangements can prevent conflict between contentious family members.
• 🧹 Clearing up should be done as you go between courses to maintain a tidy environment and avoid spoiling the festive mood.