Conan O'Brien and Team Coco: What Jobs Would We Do Outside Entertainment?

Conan's Fear of the Real Workforce

• 💡 Conan O'Brien expresses concern about his employability outside of entertainment, believing his skills are not practical for the "real workforce."
• 🧠 He humorously suggests he would starve to death if he couldn't leverage his fame or past work experience.

Sona's "Rotted" Work Ethic

• 💬 Conan observes that Sona Movsesian's work ethic "rotted" quickly after joining his team, attributing it to the perks and lack of seriousness in Hollywood.
• 🎭 Sona argues that her job became "fodder for your bits" as Conan is a "circus clown," leading to her professional "devolution" and blaming Conan.

Hypothetical Career Paths

• 🛒 Sona reveals she would seriously consider working at Costco, citing its good benefits and positive employee environment.
• 🛠️ Matt Gourley initially suggests teaching theater, but when restricted from performing arts, considers interior design consultation or construction work.
• 🗳️ The team suggests Conan would make a good local politician due to his charisma and intelligence, but acknowledges it's not an immediate job.

Conan's Modeling Aspirations

• 😂 Conan jokingly proposes modeling as a potential career, which leads to a comedic discussion about his physical attributes and inability to maintain a serious demeanor.
• 🏥 The segment concludes with Conan quipping that he would likely be institutionalized if he lost his current job.