Chapo Trap House: Law & Order Chapo Victims Unit Character Select

Introducing the Chapo Victims Unit

• 🚨 The scene is set at the Gapnik residence in the financial district, with Lieutenant Doug Levenson signaling a serious case.
• 🎭 The Chapo Special Victims Unit (SVU) is introduced, with each member detailing their unique persona and backstory.

Venom Cap Jackson: The Permissive Sex Crimes Cop

• 💡 Dr. Cap Jackson, now known as Venom Cap, is a former sex therapist disillusioned with state-sanctioned methods.
• 🧠 He believes all sex crimes stem from a "crisis of misunderstanding" and advocates for decoupling sex from shame, suggesting parental involvement in masturbation education as a preventative measure.
• 🧥 Venom Cap's attire includes a trench coat over a silk blazer, a network of scarves, and professor's glasses, with a growing horn symbolizing morally incorrect decisions.

Detective Copen "Dutch" Hagen: The Corrupt Veteran

• 🚬 Detective Hagen, a 20-year NYPD veteran, admits to addictions including illegal vaping, gambling, and daily cocaine and heroin use, which he claims enhances his detective work.
• 🐷 He is deeply racist and misogynistic but claims his racism is a misguided attempt to connect with young Black men over shared interests.
• 🍖 Hagen also details his involvement in the illegal pork product trade and his past role in the Demi Squad, collecting taxes on non-believers.
• 🎨 He controversially let two cartoonists who depicted the Prophet Muhammad go free, an act that led to his transfer.

Lieutenant Colbo: The Incompetent but Well-Intentioned Detective

• 🤷 Lieutenant Colbo, transferred from LAPD, is described as terrible at his job, losing his badge and failing to meet child casualty quotas.
• 🥚 He carried a hard-boiled egg in his holster instead of a gun and claims to have caught numerous murderers, many of whom were millionaires or magicians.
• 🐶 Colbo has an ancient basset hound named after him and may be a living saint with the ability to communicate with angels, according to "Wings of Desire" canon.
• 🕵️ Despite his perceived incompetence, he is seen as someone who brings criminals to justice, resembling a "Columbo Ryden" figure.