Barstool Chicago's 3rd Annual Macrodosing Science Fair: Carbonated Fruit, Commutes, and Boobs

Macrodosing Science Fair Kickoff

• 🏆 The 3rd Annual Macrodosing Science Fair is presented by Barstool Chicago, with hosts Arian Foster and PFT Commenter.
• 💰 A special promotion for Shady Rays sunglasses is highlighted, offering 35% off with code MAC.
• 📊 Contestants are judged on three categories: science, vibes, and the X-factor.
• 🚨 A new twist this year: contestants who don't place in the top three are fired.

Carbonated Fruit Experiment

• 🧪 Team Scrambled Eggs presents an experiment to determine if fruit can be carbonated using nitrous oxide in a whipping siphon.
• 🍓 The team uses berries, watermelon, and mango, charging the siphon with nitrous oxide.
• 💨 While the process creates a cold sensation and some fizz, the conclusion is that the fruit did not significantly carbonate and tasted regular.
• 🎶 A secondary presentation by the team involves a drawing of a concert, symbolizing a "religious experience" and a performance that was "on fire."

The Science of Breasts and Commutes

• 👩‍🔬 Team Kate and Friends presents on the science behind breasts, covering average bra size (34D), milk ducts (5-15 per nipple), and areola function.
• 🎗️ The presentation highlights that 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer in their lifetime.
• 💰 A surprising fact is shared: men who prefer larger breasts are less financially stable than those who prefer smaller breasts.
• 🧠 The experiment tests if men can retain knowledge about breasts when distracted by cleavage, concluding that they were unable to answer questions correctly.
• 🚗 The Mostly Sports Couch Boys present on the detrimental effects of a two-hour commute on Brandon Walker's appearance and well-being.
• 📉 Studies are cited showing a 10% increase in depression for every 10 minutes of commute and a loss of productivity.
• 🚶‍♂️ A case study with Liam Bluntman documents a two-hour walking commute, highlighting physical and mental fatigue.

Defying Gravity and Milk Churning

• 🎈 Team Defying Gravity attempts to demonstrate static electricity by rubbing a balloon and a plastic bag on their heads to make the bag float.
• ⚛️ The experiment, originating from TikTok, fails to produce the desired effect, leading to a discussion on static electricity and magnetism.
• 🥛 Team Churn investigates which milk churns fastest: cow, goat, or camel milk.
• 🐪 Camel milk, despite its high fat content, has exceptionally small fat globules, making it the slowest to churn.
• 🤢 The camel milk is described as tasting like camel and being the worst of the tested milks.

Nick's Absence and Science Fair Winners

• ❓ Nick, a two-time champion, is absent from the science fair, with theories ranging from overconfidence to attending to an adopted puppy.
• 🏆 Team Scrambled Eggs places third, Team Churn in second, and the Boob Presentation team wins first place.
• 🐶 Nick's absence is later explained by his need to care for his sick adopted puppy, which earns him some leniency in scoring.
• 🎤 The hosts reflect on the event, learning a lot about science, boobs, and the importance of Nick's puppy.