Anthony Cumia Reacts to Tan Mom's 'The Color Tan' Audiobook

Initial Audiobook Impressions

• 💡 The hosts, including Anthony Cumia, reacted to Tan Mom's audiobook, "The Color Tan," noting her monotone reading style and significant background noise, suggesting poor production quality.
• 🎧 The recording featured a movie playing in the background, leading to speculation that the publisher might have accepted the first take due to the difficulty of getting a better recording.
• 🎤 The hosts compared the audiobook's quality to someone who is "hammered" while reading, suggesting it sounds like she was heavily intoxicated during the recording.

Bizarre Dedications and Content

• 📜 The audiobook included dedications to her "dear departed husband Richard," whom she reportedly abused, and to "Ralpho," a mispronunciation of Ralph Cirella from the Howard Stern Show.
• 🗣️ Tan Mom's reading contained several peculiar phrases, such as "evening friction news" and an unexpected reference to "Saturday Night Fever" in a list of media outlets that made fun of her.
• 💬 She also quoted Winston Churchill, a surprising inclusion that the hosts found highly improbable given the context of the book.

Tan Mom's Self-Perception and Controversies

• 🌟 Tan Mom described herself as "God's brightest star" and claimed to be "darker than darker darker," equating herself to a black hole.
• ⚠️ She addressed controversies, including accusations of putting her five-year-old daughter in a tanning booth and being manipulated by others.
• 🎭 Tan Mom admitted to being "extremely frazzled" when on camera or mic and being "slightly eliberated at times," which the hosts interpreted as being drunk.

Unbelievable Authenticity

• 🤣 The hosts concluded that the audiobook's chaotic and bizarre nature is "real" and cannot be faked, comparing it to the genuine absurdity of other "Wack Pack" members.
• 🚗 An anecdote was shared about Tan Mom's car rolling into a neighbor's house, highlighting her unpredictable real-life behavior that mirrors the audiobook's content.
• 🎤 The discussion emphasized that the raw, unedited quality of the audiobook makes it uniquely compelling because it reflects her true personality and life.