Alec Baldwin Blames Drunkenness and Brother for Serious Car Crash

The Car Accident

• 🚗 Alec Baldwin called into The Jimmy Dore Show to recount a serious car accident he was involved in with his brother, Steven Baldwin.
• 🌲 The crash occurred when they drove an SUV head-on into a tree in the Hamptons, deploying airbags and totaling the vehicle.
• 🤥 Initially, they told the police they were cut off by a dump truck, a story Alec admits to having used before for misfortunes.

The Real Reason for the Crash

• 🍻 Alec confessed that he and Steven were both drunk during the Monday afternoon incident.
• 🥩 The crash happened because Steven, who was in a state of extreme intoxication, insisted on stopping for beef jerky and grabbed the steering wheel, causing Alec to lose control.
• 📉 Alec humorously described Steven's state as "blotto" and his intellect reduced to "dangerous lower primate levels."

Wife's Reaction and "Online Bullying"

• 🗣️ Alec did not tell his wife, Hilaria, the truth about the accident, sticking to the dump truck story.
• 💃 Hilaria had recently been voted off Dancing with the Stars and claimed she was "bullied off the show" due to online comments.
• 🤷 Alec implied that his wife's elimination and subsequent reaction were a contributing factor to his own drinking that day.
• 🎭 He sarcastically suggested that to support her, he should have created fake Reddit accounts to defend her online.

Alec's Advice

• ⚠️ Alec concluded by offering a piece of advice: "Never marry a fake Latina."