Trump in Epstein Files "a Million Times" & Lutnick Admits Lunch with Epstein

Ongoing Epstein Files Revelations

• 💡 The unredacted Epstein files continue to reveal new information, sparking public outrage and scrutiny.
• 👑 King Charles faced heckling over his brother Prince Andrew's involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.

Donald Trump's Extensive Mentions

• 🚨 Congressman Jamie Raskin reported that Donald Trump's name appears over a million times in the newly accessible unredacted Epstein files.
• 💬 This high frequency of mentions led to a satirical suggestion that the files could be renamed "The Trump Files featuring Jeffrey Epstein."

Howard Lutnick's Shifting Account

• ⚠️ Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick initially stated he only met Epstein once in 2005 and found him "gross."
• 🏝️ However, unredacted files showed Lutnick coordinated a meeting and visited Epstein's private island in December 2012 for lunch.
• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Lutnick admitted to having lunch on the island with his wife, four children, and nannies, claiming he "left with all of my children."

Paleontologists and Epstein Connections

• 🦖 Jack Horner, a paleontologist who inspired Jurassic Park, was revealed to have thanked Epstein and "the girls" for hosting him at Epstein's New Mexico ranch in 2012.
• 🧭 RFK Jr. was also linked to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, reportedly joining them on a dinosaur fossil hunting trip in North Dakota.
• 🚫 In response, the paleontology convention Dinocon announced a ban on anyone with ties to Jeffrey Epstein from attending their events.

Satirical Commentary on Accountability

• 🎤 Comedian Ronny Chieng satirically blamed dinosaurs for the Epstein scandal, questioning their "pervy arms" and connections.
• ⚖️ The segment concluded by emphasizing the need for accountability from real people and pressure on the Justice Department, rather than blaming extinct creatures.