Dating Dilemmas, Stolen Testosterone, and Rachel Dolezal with Marie Faustin & Alex English

Guest Banter & Pop Culture Commentary

• 💡 Marie Faustin and Alex English join Stavvy to discuss various topics, including Black History Month and the controversial figure Rachel Dolezal.
• 📌 The conversation touches on Rachel Dolezal's OnlyFans and her continued claims of identifying as black, sparking debate among the hosts.
• 🎭 They also comment on Cam Newton's unique fashion choices and his recent philosophical pronouncements, comparing him to a "scarecrow."
• 🎶 Diddy's music and his role in songs like "I'll Be Missing You" and "I Don't Wanna Know" are discussed, with Diddy's lyrics analyzed for their "cuck" themes.
• 🎤 R. Kelly's music is also brought up, with a humorous suggestion to have John Legend and Genuine remake his songs.

Modern Dating & Relationship Dynamics

• 💬 A discussion arises about going 50/50 on dates, with a story of a woman showing up in sweatpants after a man suggested splitting the bill.
• 🧠 Alex English shares his experiences in Los Angeles and Texas, noting the differences from New York and the prevalence of walking.
• 💡 The hosts humorously explore the concept of topping vs. bottoming in gay relationships, with Alex claiming to have "matured into topping."
• ⚠️ They discuss the importance of hygiene in sexual encounters, particularly in the context of bottoming, and the lack of "decency" in some modern practices.

Listener Dilemmas: Stolen Hormones & Inheritance

• 💊 A trans man calls in about his bodybuilding roommate stealing his prescribed testosterone vials, which the roommate then uses to gain muscle.
• 🧪 The hosts suggest trickery as a solution, proposing the caller replace his testosterone with estrogen vials to subtly feminize the roommate.
• 💰 Another caller expresses resentment towards her roommate who is set to inherit $13 million from his grandmother, feeling entitled to some of the money.
• 💸 Advice given includes stopping "pocket watching" and considering how the roommate's potential inheritance could be used for grants or charity, not just personal gain.

Dating Challenges: Accents & Corny Texts

• 🗣️ A 6'4" shredded Canadian man from Manitoba struggles with dating due to his "over-the-top" accent, despite success on dating apps.
• 💡 The advice for the Canadian caller includes talking more frequently to normalize his speech, considering a speech therapist, or moving to a place where his accent is a novelty.
• 📱 A woman shares her discomfort after her 45-year-old boyfriend replied "sofa king hot" (s o f a k i n g h a w t) to her nudes, also noting his avoidance of actual curse words.
• 🚩 The hosts deem the boyfriend's texting style "corny" and suggest the caller reconsider the relationship or demand better communication.

Relationship Advice & Personal Reflections

• 💔 A caller seeks advice on taking a job in the same area as an ex-coworker with whom he had a summer fling, hoping to rekindle the relationship.
• 🛑 The hosts strongly advise against this, emphasizing that the ex-girlfriend broke up with him and he is "stopping too hard" by relocating for her.
• 💦 A listener asks if Stavvy gets sweaty during sex, to which he confirms it depends on the room temperature, leading to a humorous discussion about "nose drips."
• 🤣 The episode concludes with lighthearted banter about Marie's reputation for lateness and Alex's "conservative black homosexual" persona.