Christmas Preparations, Onion Tears & Listener Voicemails

Holiday Preparations & Kitchen Chaos

• 🎄 Jordan recounted a Hallmark trip for ornaments, including a "Santa Claus cruise" ornament and a free candy cane tray.
• ⚠️ An incident occurred where Jordan left her car running and unlocked in a parking lot, highlighting her distracted state.
• 🧅 While making homemade ravioli, Jordan's dad's onion cutting caused severe eye irritation for everyone in the basement.
• 🍳 Jeff shared a cooking tip, emphasizing the importance of heating the pan before adding meat for better taste.

School Volunteering & Ornament Debates

• 🏫 Jordan shared a humorous story about volunteering at her son's Christmas party, where a first-grader made a "Jordan knows nothing" joke.
• 😈 A discussion arose about a controversial Exorcist ornament found at Hallmark, questioning who would buy such an item.
• 🐉 Jordan refused to buy an expensive Stranger Things or dragon ornament for her son, despite his enthusiasm.

Listener Voicemails & Personal Habits

• 📞 A listener named Danetta inquired about Jeff's smoking history, to which he explained he was a social smoker who quit after his son Lawson was born.
• 🚢 Elizabeth from California shared her love for silent discos on cruises and pointed out suggestive metallic sculptures on the Celebrity Ascent ship.
• 🏈 Leslie from Alabama explained the origin of the Auburn "War Eagle" battle cry and invited them to a tailgate.
• 🍬 Jeff discussed how minty gums and candies can cause him gas pains, attributing it to artificial sweeteners.

Sports Fandom & New Year's Goals

• 🐻 Jeff passionately recounted the Chicago Bears' dramatic comeback victory against the Green Bay Packers, involving standing on a coffee table and a fake beard.
• 🏆 He expressed a preference for college football over NFL, despite his excitement for the Bears' win, and criticized the new playoff system.
• 🎯 Jordan revealed her New Year's goal to answer the phone more often, even when she doesn't want to, contrasting with her many unread texts and emails.
• ✨ Jeff also mentioned a New Year's resolution to focus on himself and avoid engaging with "fakeness" from others.